ગુજ્જુ જોક્સ Gujju Jokes

Gujju Tip 1 : Thepla થેપલા  is our bread and Athaanu અથાણું  is our butter.

Gujju Tip 2 : A Gujju may feel tired after 10 mins of Walking,
But the same Gujju is still energetic after 5 hours of Non Stop Garba !!

Gujju Tip 3 : You are a 'pakka' gujju if you have gossiped about someone for hours and then said, "જવા દે આપણું શું! javade aapde shu" 

Gujju Tip 4 : "Every Gujju will introduce their spouse as "Aa mara Mrs. Chhe or Aa mara Mr. chhe" !

Gujju Tip 5 : The World says Save Electricity, Save Water, Save Nature;
But Gujju says: Sev Puri, Sev Khaman, Sev Gathiya etc.

Ek party ma , Gujjubhai asked a girl, "તમે dance  કરશો? (Tame dance karso?)"
Chokri ubhi thai gayi ane boli છોકરી ખુશીની મારી ઉભી થઇ ગઈ!
"Haan"
GujjubhaI: "તો આ ખુરશી હું લઇ જાઉં? Toh aa khursi hun lai jau"?

 Why gujjus do well in any field.....
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Patel.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Patel says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Patel says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.......... ...

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
500 people leave the room.

Mr. Patel says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room..

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak japanese to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Mr.Patel says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of japanese but what do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak japanese, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Mr. Patel turns to the other candidate and says,
`કેમ છો? (Kem chho)?
The other candidate answers
'એકદમ મજામાં! ekdam majaa maa !'