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Love this one!! - Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" breast, 24" stomach, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."