Why dogs are better than women

Why dogs are better than women...

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• Dogs don't cry

• Dogs love it when your friends come over

• Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo

• Dogs think you sing great

• A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink

• Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you

• Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs

• Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name

• Dogs are excited by rough play

• Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away

• Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair

• Anyone can get a good looking dog

• If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it

• Dogs don't shop

• Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor

• Dogs never need to examine the relationship

• A dog's parents never visit

• Dogs love long car trips

• Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions

• When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it

• Dogs like beer

• Dogs don't hate their bodies

• Dogs never criticize

• Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

• Dogs never expect gifts

• Dogs don't worry about germs

• Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had

• Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives

• You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day

• Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry

• Dogs don't borrow your shirts

• Dogs never want foot rubs

• Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public

• Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk

• Dogs can't talk

• Dogs seldom outlive you

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